I'll Throw the Money on the Floor!

Eddie wanted to desperately fuck this hot girl, but she had a boyfriend.

One night at a party Eddie got so desperate that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me fuck you!"

The girl looked at him shocked and said, "Hell No!"

He said, "I'll be really quick: I'll throw the money on the floor; you bend over to pick it up, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up!"

She thought for a moment and told him she'd have to talk to her boyfriend. So she calls her boyfriend and explained the situation. The boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast: if you get the money fast enough, he won't even have time to pull down his pants!"

She goes back to Eddie and accepts the proposal.

30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is waiting for her to call him back.

Finally, after 45 minutes he calls and asks, "What the fuck happened?"

Still breathing hard she manages to reply: "This guy had ALL QUARTERS!"