How am I going to tell her?

Rob and Paisley are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Paisley's in the bathroom.

As Rob gets undressed he says to himself, "How am I going to tell her? How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?" as he throws his socks under the bed.

Paisley comes out of the bathroom, and, too chicken to face her, Rob runs past her and he goes into the bathroom.

Paisley now sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself, "How am I going to tell him? How am I going to tell my new husband that I have the world's worst breath? I've got to tell him."

Just then Rob returns from the bathroom. Paisley runs up to him, gives him a huge wet kiss, pulls back and says, "Honey, I've got to tell you something."

Rob says, "Yeah, I know. You just ate my socks."