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Talented Rooster Posted by thejoker on 2008-08-14 18:36:06 |
Talented Rooster
A farmer goes into town, and purchases a rooster. he takes it home and as soon as it's out of it's cage it runs into the hen house and screws every single one.
The farmer, who is in shock, says "You crazy rooster, you're going to kill yourself!"
As soon as he's out of the hen house, he spies a group of ducks and proceeds to screw every single one.
Not finished yet, the rooster locates a group of geese and screws every one.
"Stupid rooster, you're going to kick the bucket if you don't slow down." says the farmer, then he goes inside for lunch.
Later that day, he goes outside to check on the animals, and sees the rooster, dead as a doornail on his back, with a trio of buzzards slowly circling overhead.
"Screwy animal, what did I tell you about slowing down?" Grumbles the farmer as he approaches the rooster.
The rooster opens one eye and whispers, "Back off man, they're getting closer."
A farmer goes into town, and purchases a rooster. he takes it home and as soon as it's out of it's cage it runs into the hen house and screws every single one.
The farmer, who is in shock, says "You crazy rooster, you're going to kill yourself!"
As soon as he's out of the hen house, he spies a group of ducks and proceeds to screw every single one.
Not finished yet, the rooster locates a group of geese and screws every one.
"Stupid rooster, you're going to kick the bucket if you don't slow down." says the farmer, then he goes inside for lunch.
Later that day, he goes outside to check on the animals, and sees the rooster, dead as a doornail on his back, with a trio of buzzards slowly circling overhead.
"Screwy animal, what did I tell you about slowing down?" Grumbles the farmer as he approaches the rooster.
The rooster opens one eye and whispers, "Back off man, they're getting closer."
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