Two friends went walking in the desert to see what of life they could find.

Strange winds surround these young travelers, and a spaceship comes right down and lands in front of their bodies.

The aliens materialized in front of their spacecraft, appearing to the travelers as a shimmering flame of dip n' dots and chocolate chips.

"Take us to your leader" they asked via English language telepathy (with a slight Indian accent)

One of the travelers leans over to the other and whispers: "shit, let's stall them until January"