Blonde Bank Robbers

Two blondes, Sandy and Zoe, decided rob a bank together. The first blonde Sandy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Zoe, in great detail.

The robbery begins. Sandy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Zoe, "I want to make absolutely sure that you understand the plan.

"You are supposed to be in and out of the bank within three minutes with the cash. Do you definitely understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," says Zoe.

Zoe goes into the bank while Sandy waits in the get away car.

One minute passes...

Two minutes pass...

Seven minutes pass and Sandy is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open and here comes Zoe. She's got the safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe into the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.

As the gals are getting away, Sandy says, "You are such a dummy. I thought you understood the plan."

Zoe says, "I did! I did exactly what you said."

"No, you idiot," says Sandy. "You got it all mixed up. I said, 'Tie up the Guard and blow the Safe.'"