Amputated Finger

Sally runs crying into the office.

"What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol.

"It's my boyfriend," gushes Sally, "He was working on the engine of his car when the hood came down and cut off his finger!"

"My God," shrieks Carol, "did it amputate his whole finger?"

"No thank goodness," sniffs Sally, "but it was the one right next to it!"