Kinky Night

A woman walks into a hole-in-the-wall bar and orders a drink. A man walks in and sits beside her and orders a drink, as well.

"Why are you looking so depressed?" the man asks.

"My boyfriend and I broke up. He said that I was too 'kinky' for him."

"I know how you feel. My girlfriend thought I was too 'kinky' and we broke up just a couple hours ago."

They continued drinking and talking, and later the woman asks, "Do you want to come over to my place tonight? I mean, we're both adults. And whatever happens, happens."

"That's a good idea," he says.

They walk through the door, and the woman says, "Just make yourself comfortable and I'll slip into something more fitting."

She walks into the bedroom and slips on some leather chaps, a leather bra with the nipples cut-out, a leather hood and a riding crop. She walks out of the bedroom to get kinky with her new friend.

Just then, the man puts on his coat and starts walking for the door.

"Where you going? I thought we were getting kinky tonight?"

The man replied, "Lady, I just fucked your cat and shit in your purse; I'm outta here."