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Drunk Excuses Posted by Tamagotcha on 2008-10-14 00:40:33 |
Drunk Excuses
A guy was in the bar, totally hammered. All of a sudden he throws up on his shirt.
He goes to the bartender and says, "My wife will kill me when she finds out i got so drunk i threw up on my shirt."
The bartender says, "Well this is what you do, you put 10 dollars in your shirt pocket and tell her someone else threw up on your shirt and gave you 10 dollars to get it cleaned."
He goes home and tells his wife what happened. She looks in his shirt pocket and says, "But this is a 20 dollar bill?"
He says, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: he also shit my pants."
A guy was in the bar, totally hammered. All of a sudden he throws up on his shirt.
He goes to the bartender and says, "My wife will kill me when she finds out i got so drunk i threw up on my shirt."
The bartender says, "Well this is what you do, you put 10 dollars in your shirt pocket and tell her someone else threw up on your shirt and gave you 10 dollars to get it cleaned."
He goes home and tells his wife what happened. She looks in his shirt pocket and says, "But this is a 20 dollar bill?"
He says, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: he also shit my pants."
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