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Bar Menu Posted by Tamagotcha on 2008-10-20 19:02:06 |
Bar Menu
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKENSANDWICH: $3.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to a motley looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKENSANDWICH: $3.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to a motley looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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