Spicing Things Up

A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.

After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties.

She went home and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it.

She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him as they shared a drink.

She slowly spread her legs... Asking him, "Honey would you like some of this?" and gesturing to her crotch.

"Fuck No... Look what it's done to your underwear!"