Suppository In Her Ear


A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:

Doctor: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.

Lady: Eh? What's that now?

Doctor: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!

Lady: EH???

Doctor: (shouting) --IN YOUR EAR! --A SUPPOSITORY!!!

Lady: Oh, thank goodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid!