Porch Paint
Posted by  terry  on 2011-06-21 22:17:05
Porch Paint

A blonde goes house to house asking people if they needed any work done as a way to earn money.

She goes to a house and asks if they need any work done.

"Yah sure!" the husband says."you can paint our porch for us. Here is the paint. I will give you ten dollars for the job."

"Okay" the girl says.

She goes outside and starts painting. The man closes the door.

"Do you think we are paying her enough?" The wife asks the husband. "She probaly doesn't know the porch goes all the way aroung the house. Maybe we should pay her more?"

"Oh its fine. If she does really well maybe I will give her a little more. But, it will take a long time before she is done."

The girl comes back only 10 minutes later.

"I am finished painting." the girl tells the owners of the house.

"Already?"

"Oh ya, and by the way your car is a lexus not a porsche." the girl says.

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